Caption Time . . . with a prize!

Salma Hayek at a press conference for her new film As Luck Would Have It at the 62nd Berlin International Film Festival (2/15)

MY CAPTION: "If you let me feel yours, I'll let you feel mine."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .best caption gets two tickets to Van Halen's upcoming North American Tour. Click here for dates/locations. I'll email the winner next week.

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*31 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

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February 17, 2012
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  • There were monkeys playing pianos and lions were having tea with the chupacabras, it was the BEST trip ever!

  • So I said, "Stop, Hatin' is bad!"

  • Jooles

    Tune in Tokyo..

  • art macmillin

    and then HE said in a quiet voice "in order for the healing to work, I must lay my hands upon you thusly..."

  • Winner!

  • Jan

    Salma seems to be Spain's most beautiful actress. Usually you don't hear that much about European actresses, only singers.

  • Bruce

    I really did feed a whole African village from my flowing breasts. It took all day but I did it.

  • Mkwilliams12

    I should take my fixed nose back to Mexico.

  • gecko

    ODG she will die trying to prove she can act..just stick to getting cheated on and pretty dresses.

  • ctrix

    Ok, relax...I'll take them out slowly

  • Rodolphsmith

    Salma is Looking so Gorgeous and Beautiful .
    http://acaiburnextremefacts.ne...

  • goblin

    I'll let u feel my titz if you let feel urz

    hoLLa

  • Erok8150

    Yes, My Tits Are SO Big that i don't have a Thought in my head.
    '' WAIT'' was that a Thought?

  • Jlhoyt

    Jazz Hands!

  • Morgan

    I am the daughter of Spain, and my flowing breasts fed a whole African village.

  • Jbmartin

    ..and that's when I told her, "I wanted mine to be just like hers"

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    Celebslam Editor's schlong is this long dear, but I wasn't blowing him. I was just trying to reinflate him. That's all i was trying to do.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    and then my grande boobalistas pounced and killed all the peasants in my village

  • Tonyfrmsac

    The last time I had something black like this mic in front of my mouth, it was this long

  • Jay

    So, after I began breastfeeding all the other babies were like this...

  • Morricone

    "I didn't push Sofia Vergara over that cliff..I just gave her a little nudge, like this see? It wasn't my fault her giant boobs pulled her down the rest of the way."

  • Carguy615

    OMG! It was so big i could not get it all in my mouth.

  • Bino

    So then I told Whitney, "if you want people to like you again, just OD on crack"

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