Russell Brand has skeletons in his closet

Russell Brand has skeletons in his closet

There may be an explanation as to why Russell Brand signed the divorce settlement with Katy Perry so quickly last week, leaving an estimated $20 million on the table. He didn't want his "personal issues" being brought up in a divorce battle (read: he may be a closet gay nazi). From the Chicago Sun Times:
While the divorce agreement between Katy Perry and Russell Brand appeared to be quick and amicable, I hear there was a bit of tension until Brand gave in and agreed to everything Perry wanted. The big deal: The singer gets to keep all of the estimated $44 million she made during the couple's marriage — half of which Brand could have claimed under California's community property laws. Apparently, there was some bad Brand behavior — which I hear included both financial and personal issues — that he didn't want to surface if there had been a protracted divorce battle.
I knew it. I knew that Russell wasn't being chivalrous when he didn't try to take our beloved Katy's money. The word-combo "douche nozzle" was coined by yours truly specifically for Brand. Now, onto the dirty work. What did Russell insert into himself that made Katy break her vow of holy matrimony? Was it male? Was it human? I would like to know what exactly pulled Russell from those fabulous tits. Katy looks like a fun ride, so I assume that Russell needs real depravity, perhaps he enjoyed performing in the shows that made Tijuana famous.

*10 Katy Perry and Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

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February 17, 2012
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  • nonya

    Yea, uh... you did not coin the term douche-nozzle... I've been using it for well over 10 years and am pretty sure I was the first!

  • Jan

    Katy has been like a saint through out this whole mess. She is so sweet and RB is so dirty and bad.

  • Vloggerazzi

    Everyone already knows he is gay so he should have kept the $22 million.

  • Pffffftt

    You coined "douche-nozzle"?! You wish, you vaginal-cleansing hose.

  • reader1597

    Russell Brand wrote two memoirs and had you read them, you'd already know all of his skeletons because he was very honest about everything. He was being the grown-up and still is.

  • Morgan

    Makes sense, a depraved gay pedophile, that likes animal sex. Blessed be St. Katy, for putting this maniac out of her life.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    the only skeleton in Russell's closet is Russell, time to come out dude

  • LT

    And right when he grabbed by lucious breats, he had a heart attack and died wtih a huge smile on his face.

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