Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (2/20)

Rihanna and Chris Brown each released a single featuring the other yesterday to the internets. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? Murder. Murder is what could possibly go wrong. From USA TODAY:
Two songs featuring [Rihanna and Chris Brown] hit the Internet on Monday. Brown sings on the remix of Rihanna's sexually charged song Birthday Cake, and she's on the remix of his upbeat tune Turn Up the Music.

Brown tweeted a link to the new version of Turn Up the Music on Monday, and Rihanna later retweeted it. She also tweeted about the remix for Birthday Cake.

Brown also tweeted "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBYN" to Rihanna, who turned 24 on Monday.
"Chris Brown and his horse cock are back inside Rihanna" or "Monster Schlong > Dignity," take your pick. If we're being honest, that's the only conclusion I can draw from this. It's not as if Chris is scary-talented. I contend that Brown's career didn't really off until he had straightened Rihanna out, likewise for her. So what if he treated her face like he treated her vagina; did you saints ever stop judging and consider that maybe Rihanna likes to have her face pulverized? She got a couple of nice hits from those nice hits, you know. Learn to look at this situation in a positive light: Chris Brown and Rihanna went into a recording studio together, and Rihanna came out of it alive. I call it a win for love.

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