Paris Hilton at the grand opening of 1 OAK at The Mirage in Las Vegas (1/27)

You'd think with all that money she has, Paris Hilton would have fixed that droopy left eye of hers by now. Nope. Thing was out in full force over the weekend at the opening of 1 OAK in Las Vegas. Either that or she went to the dentist earlier in the day and half of her face was asleep. Unlikely. Seriously, we put a man on the Moon. I'm sure there's a surgeon out there who can make Paris Hilton not look like a sluttier version of the dude from Phantom of the Opera.

*28 Paris Hilton pics total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Wonky Wonk Eye 1
  • Paris Hilton Wonky Wonk Eye 2
  • Paris Hilton Wonky Wonk Eye 3
  • Paris Hilton Wonky Wonk Eye 4
  • Paris Hilton Wonky Wonk Eye 5
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  • Gross

    Paris looks like a troll with down syndrome and talks in a stupid baby voice.

  • Morgan

    The photos show why Paris is one of the world's ten most beautiful women. Hers is a timeless classical beauty and America can be proud that she is our daughter.


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