Paris Hilton shopping in Beverly Hills (2/16)

It's heartwarming tales like these that make me believe all over again in the generosity of the human spirit. *wipes tear from eye* From People:
During her birthday weekend in Sin City, Paris Hilton cashed in to the tune of $30,000 while playing blackjack at Wynn Las Vegas. Hilton Tweeted about the big win, writing" "#BirthdayGirlsLuck. I love gambling."

On Saturday Hilton, who turned 31 on Friday, continued the birthday celebration at XS Nightclub with sister Nicky Hilton and her parents. Also along for the party: Hilton's rumored boyfriend, Afrojack, who played deejay at the bash. Donning a silver cocktail dress, Hilton partied at her table inside the club, but continually went to the outdoor deejay booth where Afrojack was spinning.

She later added via Twitter that the night was "EPIC."
Wow, $30k is a lot of money for Paris. I guess the Hilton name is as worthless as a room at a Hilton Garden Inn. The much bigger story is that Paris Hilton is only 31-years-old. I feel that I should apologize to Paris. I thought I was being extremely generous by saying she's a rough 48 -- apparently I'm off by a decade-and-a-half. I feel bad now. Considering that Raquel Welch is in her 70s and looks way better than her, Paris should look into using that $30k on cosmetic surgery. I hear doctors in Nicaragua are doing wonders with cobra venom. Natural anti-wrinkle properties. Extremely safe -- especially if administered by doctors in strip malls who only accept cash. Paris should definitely fly down and give it a try.

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