Paris Hilton arriving at Beso restaurant in West Hollywood (2/28)

Flynet says that's Paris Hilton (and her massive feet) arriving to a birthday dinner at Beso last night. Nothing wrong with that, you're thinking. Except that her 31st birthday was February 17. She's still celebrating her birthday almost two weeks later. She basically turned Black History Month into Paris Hilton Month. Racist bitch.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Yes, that's a 31-year-old woman in a tiara"

*10 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Tiara 1
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 2
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 3
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 4
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 5
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 6
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 7
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 8
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 9
  • Paris Hilton Tiara 10
[FameFlynet]
  • Good Americans should also be pround of our Nations First Lady. Paris, you millions of fans love you.

  • Jay

    Knees too pointy. Would not tap that.

  • JD

    OMG Paris, I mean Morgan. You are too funny.

  • Morgan

    As one of the world's 10 most beautiful women, elegant, poised and being super multi-talented, having an IQ that is so high it is almost off the charts, and a humble, but great huminatian, Paris has a lot to be proud of. Good Americans should also be pround of our Nations First Lady. Paris, you millions of fans love you.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    I thought she was full of semen tainted with STD'S


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