You're damn right I just posted a picture of Oprah WInfrey's cleavage

Oprah Winfrey has apologized for one of her tweets on Sunday which encouraged television viewers with Nielsen boxes to tune in to her network OWN ("Every 1 who can please turn to OWN especially if u have a Neilsen box"). She said in a statement to the New York Times:
"I removed the tweet at the request of Nielsen. I intended no harm and apologize for the reference."
A Nielsen spokesman added:
"It is Nielsen’s policy to note attempts to single out panel members to either change their viewing habits or otherwise influence or affect their reporting," the spokesman said later in an e-mail message.

Such attempts are rare, but are taken seriously by Nielsen, since its ratings are the foundation of the entire television industry, setting advertising rates and determining the success or failure of shows.
So Oprah encouraged Nielsen box owners to tune in to her network, which would raise the ratings and allow her to charge even more for advertising. In other words, even though she's worth north of a billion dollars, she wants more money. I think I see what's going on here: Oprah Winfrey is hell bent on world domination. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if all those jobless "Occupy" slackers are actually Oprah employees, gathering intel for their boss 24/7 -- at the expense of their own personal hygiene -- on the inner machinations of this country, just waiting for her to make a move. Suddenly it all makes sense. Your move, Seal Team 6.

*12 Oprah Winfrey pictures total in the gallery:

  • Oprah Nielsen Apology 1
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