Jeremy Lin wants no piece of that

Kim Kardashian at Beverly Hills Nail Design (2/20)

Even though Vegas has the odds of it happening at 5 to 1 (no, really), New York Knicks' star Jeremy Lin says he probably won't be going on a date with Kim Kardashian anytime soon. Well duh. I hate to point out the elephant in the room here, but he's Asian. From the New York Daily News:

Jeremy Lin says he's single - maybe ready to mingle - and definitely not dating Kim Kardashian. In a new interview on "Good Morning America," the breakout Knicks star shot down rumors that he's taken up with the spotlight-loving reality show star.

"Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian, I mean, I have no idea where that came from and all these rumors," the 23-year-old said.

Despite Kardashian's penchant to go after professional athletes, Lin remarked: "I don’t think I'm that type."

Is Jeremy Lin too good for the planet all of a sudden? Look, we're in a time where we have to start mending the fragile little egg we call Earth. There are some things that just can't be avoided, like exploring renewable energy, reducing fossil fuel consumption, and recycling garbage. Now what says "recycled garbage" better than Kim Kardashian? Hold your nose and convince yourself that dating this succubus helps us all. Try thinking of badonkadonk as a big Tupperware container. One that has only held soul food . . . and was urinated on . . . and may or may not be contagious . . . and is a liar . . . OK, maybe sometimes you should buy new Tupperware.

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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That Lin guy probably is the squeamish type. The kind of guy who are disgusted by hookers... or maybe he doesn't have the equipment to drill that mighty ass

I don't have those problems. I wear rubbers gladly and I would fuck her in that huge ass so hard, my penis would probably erode from the friction... hey, maybe that's why Lin doesn't wanna fuck her: Maybe he knows the dangers of fucking a big butt from personal experience...

Morgan

All it takes is the right powerful tool

Jewel

Kim you need some workout getting fitness...your butt so high.
http://answers.yahoo.com/quest...

Vloggerazzi

In those pants she looks like a 5 foot tall toddler with an oversized pamper on.

Hawk

Lin is too smart to go anywhere near that.

LIZ THE SHIZ

Confucius says ,Kim like used basketball, too many NBA players have dribbled all oner her

woodmember

In all seriousness, this seems like a pretty easy bet. If I know Kim, she'll do whatever she can to generate publicity for herself - and this is just one more opportunity for her to do so. The more traction this story gets in the media, the more inevitable their "date" will be.

Mark. My. Words.

Morgan

Kim is a national treasure. And example for all. Poor little Mexican girl living in the barrio, lifts herself and her family up from poverty to riches. We should all say Thank You Kim Mendoza (her real name).