Kim Kardashian at Beverly Hills Nail Design (2/20)

Even though Vegas has the odds of it happening at 5 to 1 (no, really), New York Knicks' star Jeremy Lin says he probably won't be going on a date with Kim Kardashian anytime soon. Well duh. I hate to point out the elephant in the room here, but he's Asian. From the New York Daily News:
Jeremy Lin says he's single - maybe ready to mingle - and definitely not dating Kim Kardashian. In a new interview on "Good Morning America," the breakout Knicks star shot down rumors that he's taken up with the spotlight-loving reality show star.

"Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian, I mean, I have no idea where that came from and all these rumors," the 23-year-old said.

Despite Kardashian's penchant to go after professional athletes, Lin remarked: "I don’t think I'm that type."
Is Jeremy Lin too good for the planet all of a sudden? Look, we're in a time where we have to start mending the fragile little egg we call Earth. There are some things that just can't be avoided, like exploring renewable energy, reducing fossil fuel consumption, and recycling garbage. Now what says "recycled garbage" better than Kim Kardashian? Hold your nose and convince yourself that dating this succubus helps us all. Try thinking of badonkadonk as a big Tupperware container. One that has only held soul food . . . and was urinated on . . . and may or may not be contagious . . . and is a liar . . . OK, maybe sometimes you should buy new Tupperware.

*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 1
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 2
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 3
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 4
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 5
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 6
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 7
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 8
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 9
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 10
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 11
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 12
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 13
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 14
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 15
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 16
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 17
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 18
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 19
  • Kim Kardashian Phat Ass Pics 20
[FameFlynet]

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: