The new Southwest Patty Melt is getting me all horny

Kate Upton is the new Carl's Jr. girl

Following "stars" like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Padma Lakshmi, Kate Upton has been named the new face of Carl's Jr. The news comes a few days after AskMen named her the 2nd most desirable woman of 2012, so you know, yay Kate. On the set of the first commercial for the campaign Tuesday night shot at a heliport in L.A. turned classic 50's drive-in, Upton told Fox:

"It's the Southwest Patty Melt, and it’s one of their classics, but now they’re adding a little spice-adding some jalapenos and making it a little bit hotter. I'm a '50s girl with a little cardigan on, a really sweet kind of a girl. But then I take a bite and all of a sudden, I'm sweating, and I'm taking off all of my clothes and I'm in my lingerie!"

What a brilliant commercial. Especially if Carl's Jr.'s goal is to get me to lock myself in the basement, light some candles, and aggressively masturbate without actually ever visiting any of their restaurants. Mission accomplished!

*5 Kate Upton pics total in the gallery:

Master Yoda

She should cut and color her hair. She looks way too much like Lilo in that first pic.

Paul

Morgan is Paul remember him?

Vloggerazzi

I'm confused. Are we supposed to want to eat the hamburger and fuck the girl or fuck the hamburger and eat the girl?

Morgan

Don't eat the hamburger, it is vile poison. Safer to fuck the hamburger and eat the girl.

Morgan

Mayor Bloomburg will soon put a stop to selling and/or eating of hamburgers in NYC. Soon the entire country will follow and millions will start to live healthy, hamburger free, lives.

AuntiEster

Gosh Morgan, you must be a fun person to be around. Let's see your the following if I was a betting man:
1. Democrat
2. Voted for Obama
3. PETA member
4. Straight but has lesbian tendencies
5. Does not enjoy sex unless wrapped in lettuce
6. Generally a miserable person
7. Go eat something!

Morgan

Obama is a great man. He has said so himself, and he should know. He is a messiah who will save the world, so he has promised us.

Morgan

Yikes, this woman is hawking hamburgers. The most evil, toxic poisonous food on the planet. Every year millions of people die from the effects of eathing hamburgers. How can this be???

Karl

STFU and enjoy her beauty you left wing libtard!