Kate Beckinsale can wear the hell out of spandex

In an interview in the new issue of Women's Health, Kate Beckinsale reveals that someone grabbed her boobs recently at a concert in Toronto. Oh, did I say someone? I meant to say THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. Via the Daily Mail:
She's currently in cinemas starring in her fourth Underworld adventure as feisty vampire warrioress Selene. But there's no doubt that Kate Beckinsale herself has a far softer side than her leather-clad alter-ego. The 38-year-old opened up to Women's Health magazine about her forthcoming role in her director husband Les Wiseman's film Total Recall.

She said of co-star Mark Wahlberg: "He’s very manly. And if someone squeezes your boobs at a Katy Perry concert - which is what happened to me in Toronto - I did wish Mark was there because he would have sorted it out."
So, Marky Mark has you fooled too, Kate? Don't let his macho act put you in a bad spot. Had Marky seen your boobs grabbed, he would have done what all Hollywood posers would have done: called for security (i.e. real men) to handle the problem then masturbate later on to the depravity of the moment. Had it been yours truly, I would have put the perp in a rear naked choke until security took his limp body away, laid a smooch right on those kissable lips of yours, and then painted you a beautiful watercolor of the surrounding landscape. Why? Because I'm what my Uncle Chuck Norris calls "one bad ass motherfucker."

*12 Kate Beckinsale pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kate Beckinsale Grope 1
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