Joe Jonas leaving Cafe Habana in Malibu (1/29)

I hope the Jonas brothers aren't still pulling that stupid "we're staying pure until we're married " crap, because the chick Joe Jonas was seen leaving Cafe Habana with on Sunday night seems like she'd be fun to have sex with. And I'm sure she totally appreciates me pointing out that fact. I'm a gentleman like that.

*11 Joe Jonas pics total in the gallery:

  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 1
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 2
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 3
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 4
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 5
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 6
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 7
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 8
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 9
  • Joe Jonas Hot Chick 10
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  • None
    Nice beard, Joe.
  • Beez
    He's not coming out of the closet any time soon, that's for sure.
  • Jay
    He was only trying to help her in the fashion dept. by getting those tattered jeans off.
  • meme
    Joes cherry is still intact but BJ'S and teabagging are permitted
  • Biff
    Question of the day:

    If an all powerful genie said that he could arrange for you to "be" with this girl - if you agreed to "go down" on Rosie O'Donnell, would you do it??
  • Morgan
    No, I am not into B&D or S&M, and Rosie is.
  • Morgan
    She is saving her virginity for marriage. A good wholesome girl.

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