Jessica Alba at a nail salon in New York (2/14)

I don't care how cool your job is, I guarantee you didn't get to repeatedly touch and rub Jessica Alba yesterday as she moaned in both pain and delight. Growing up, I thought that a stuntman was pretty much the pinnacle of cool when it came to jobs. Fuck that. I want to be a massager at an Asian nail salon.

*25 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

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