Did J.Lo have a nip slip?

the award for "Best Achievement in Make Up" at the Oscars last night, Twitter blew up with reports that Lopez had suffered a little wardrobe malfunction. Not true, says her stylist Mariel Haenn:

"The dress fit perfectly to her every inch. There were cups built in and there's no chance that there were any, how do you say? 'slips.'"

The fact that this nip-slip-that-never-happened is actually making the news shows just how boring the Oscars were last night. And the fact that Cameron Diaz presented the award for "Best Achievement in Make Up" shows that someone at the Academy has a sense of humor. 7.3% of Cameron's weight is actually make up. True story.

*20 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:

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Herman Bumfudle

whatever you call it it's beautiful to me!

Morgan

A nip slip with either one of those two would be a non-event.

LIZ THE SHIZ

and the celulite award goes to