Awwwwww

Jay-Z and Beyonce are treating their newborn daughter Blue Ivy like a rare document from the National Archives. No photocopies! From the National Enquirer:
Taking NO chances with their beautiful, newborn baby girl Blue Ivy, ultra-protective parents Jay-Z and Beyonce are obsessively determined to keep their infant germ-free - so before family or pals are allowed to hold their precious prize, they must first don surgical masks and gloves. (Print Edition - 2/20)
Zzzzzz......zzzzzz......zzzzzzz.....

Get it? Get it?! That me, bored to the point of an induced coma over this horseshit the Knowleses are putting out. I don't know why I didn't put the spotlight on these two but that shit is over, all of their crap is under review. Fake pregnancies, Lion King hair weaves, retirements that didn't happen, all of it. Congratulations, Shawn and Beyonce, you just blipped my radar.

*5 Beyonce and Jay-Z pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 1
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 2
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 3
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 4
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 5
  • BEAUTY

    AWWH BEYONCE && JAY-Z BABY IS SOOO CUTE DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Imeancomon

    there is no chance in hell...in fucking hell that the baby can have straighter hair than a chineese, when the momy ware wigs cause of the afro and tha daddy has a afro. Its inpossible, but not today when u can geneticly fix it.

  • Mewantcookie_33

    The babie is beautiful but Beyonce look fair from someone who has just givin birth! There not fooling anyone we all know she did not carrie that baby! Which is ok but why lie?

  • What freaks. I bet that kids gonna grow up to have at least one auto immune disease. If you don't keep those white blood cells busy in your youth, they will turn against you later.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    Tiajuana has great deals on babies

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    Beyonce,who da daddy it aint's mine sure looks like Antonio Banderas

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    I know I saw the same baby at Toys R Us, made by Mattel

  • Cynbad69

    Ctfu

  • Oh, the baby is lovely. Look at her little hands and the fingers.

  • Taylorhudson

    yall baby is sooooooooooooooo cute

  • Cecil

    huh?? why does she have a white baby??

  • Krissyd27

    That baby looks like a white baby to you? That baby has the same skin tone I had when I was a baby! N I'm black! Beyonce is light skinned n Jay-Z isn't that dark! The baby will be fair skinned! Black babies aren't born chocolate!

  • Pdaking

    i kow right the baby looks cute but still white as f*k


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