Awwwwww

Jay-Z and Beyonce are treating their newborn daughter Blue Ivy like a rare document from the National Archives. No photocopies! From the National Enquirer:
Taking NO chances with their beautiful, newborn baby girl Blue Ivy, ultra-protective parents Jay-Z and Beyonce are obsessively determined to keep their infant germ-free - so before family or pals are allowed to hold their precious prize, they must first don surgical masks and gloves. (Print Edition - 2/20)
Zzzzzz......zzzzzz......zzzzzzz.....

Get it? Get it?! That me, bored to the point of an induced coma over this horseshit the Knowleses are putting out. I don't know why I didn't put the spotlight on these two but that shit is over, all of their crap is under review. Fake pregnancies, Lion King hair weaves, retirements that didn't happen, all of it. Congratulations, Shawn and Beyonce, you just blipped my radar.

*5 Beyonce and Jay-Z pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 1
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 2
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 3
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 4
  • Jay Z Beyonce Baby 5