Heidi Klum out and about in Los Angeles (1/14)

Things have taken a turn for the awesome in the Heidi Klum/Seal divorce. His shit should be getting thrown on the lawn any second now. From the Chicago Sun Times:
After saying they planned on an "amicable" divorce, Seal and Heidi Klum are taking their breakup in an ugly direction.There seem to be issues over money and child custody issues — plus it's rumored the public statement by Seal's ex-girlfriend, Tatiana Patitz, about his "uncontrollable temper" may have been urged by the Klum camp to help strengthen her negotiating position as the couple hammer out their divorce.

Patitz, like Klum a German model, told InTouch magazine Seal "is not a nice person. He has anger issues ... definitely not someone who I think of fondly anymore."
Wait, do you mean to tell the world that a marriage based on dick size was doomed for failure? It certainly wasn't based on being an equal partnership, that's for sure. Here's the tale of the tape:

  • Heidi: Successful model, TV host, endorsement whore
  • Seal: Huge hog, ugly as hell, living off 20-year-old "Kiss from a Rose"
Guess which one is gonna pay alimony? Trick question -- of course it'll be Seal. Heidi will make Seal pay for denying access to his giant black radiator hose. You DO NOT cross the Germans, that's someone you just don't do.

*15 Heidi Klum pictures total in the gallery:

  • Heidi Klum Messy Divorce 1
  • Heidi Klum Messy Divorce 2
  • Heidi Klum Messy Divorce 3
  • Heidi Klum Messy Divorce 4
  • Heidi Klum Messy Divorce 5
  • Heidi Klum Messy Divorce 6
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  • Heidi Klum Messy Divorce 15
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