Gwyneth Paltrow is not to be spoken to

Gwyneth Paltrow at the Women In Film pre-Oscar party at Cecconi's in West Hollywood (2/24)

Oh look, Gywneth Paltrow is being a cunt again. What a complete and utter surprise. From the New York Post:

Don't talk to Gwyneth! That was the directive to all press ahead of a Women in Film pre-Oscar party Gwyneth Paltrow co-hosted at Cecconi's West Hollywood Thursday. Along with RSVP confirmations came a "friendly reminder that . . . [Paltrow] will not be speaking with press inside." But the tight-lipped star was seen chatting happily to mom Blythe Danner, Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer. Estee Lauder's John Demsey also attended the Perrier-Jouet fete.

OK, full disclosure time. I wrote my college thesis on Gwyneth Paltrow being a self-important twat, so I can honestly say that this comes as no surprise to me whatsoever. What does surprise me is that she's invited to any type of Oscar party. Gwyneth is an overrated hack -- basically she's Madonna with an Oscar. Her career is so full of bombs that the United Nations is declaring it a humanitarian crisis. Her not speaking to you should be considered a blessing. Trust me, I've been to parties with Gwyneth -- she's as interesting as watching tartar form on teeth.

*11 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

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Luca_20009

Someone ought to throw her a sandwich or something. So damn skinny her shoulder blades probably scrape together like a crickets.

Litsa

Deport her ass back to England.

Master Yoda

Not only could I ace the "don't talk to her" test, I could also finish strong with "don't look at", "don't touch", and "don't listen" to Ms Paltrow.

Morgan

Where is the respect for a great woman? You people should all be ashamed of yourselves.

JD

Can't stand this know-it-all snob any way. I refuse to speak to her. How about that!

Morgan

Gwyn is so superior to the average Hollywood celeb that they are not on the same plane. Gwyn is multitalented, she sings like a nightengale, is a super award winning actress, she can dance, and her blond beauty puts angels to shame. To top all this off she lives in London Town. No supprise that she should be treated differently and with greater respect than the average celeb. Gwyn is quite literally the Obama of the performing arts world. What The Won is to politics, Gwyn is to the performing arts.

Knarvet

The language you used in this article is utterly disgusting. It is her choice as to whom and when she wants to speak. No reason to resort to this ugly name calling. Find someone else who wants to talk. But if it is someone like you with so little class or professionalism asking the questions I wouldn't hold my breath for any takers.

Carlos

I totally agree. Have you read the rest of this site? They keep slamming celebrities.

Steve

Talentless, narcissistic, the only reason she was ever in a movie is because of who her parents are and Steven Spielberg is her godfather. Totally sexless marriage too!