Everyone hates Gisele

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro last March

Pretty much the entire sports world has been shitting on Gisele since she was overheard slamming the Patriots' receivers after the Super Bowl ("My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times"). An anonymous [ugly] wife of one of the Patriots' players told the Chicago Sun Times that the comments weren't really a surprise:

"Gisele has very few friends among the wives. Of course, many are jealous of her looks and all that, but she doesn't make it easy to like her — since she obviously feels so superior to all of us."

Another source — close to a lot of the Patriots' wives — told me, "Gisele is . . . so stuck up and treats them all like yahoos. . . . In many cases, the other wives are not all that sophisticated, but Gisele has been openly snotty to several of them — making cracks about how they dress and use too much makeup. Stuff like that."

Umm, ladies? Gisele Bundchen is definitely superior to all of you. I hate to break it to you, but you are all yahoos with zero fashion sense. Some of you probably stink, too. Is that too harsh? You didn't really think that the world's top supermodel was a humble person with a heart of gold, did you? When you become supermodels like Gisele and myself, you'll discover that it's your duty to crap all over everyone's parade. Look at it this way: Giselle is taking heat because she's saying what you're all thinking about your loser, non-pass-catching husbands. So, instead of nipping at her heals like the yapping chihuahuas that you are, you should be thanking Gisele for the sacrifice she's making for you.

*21 Gisele and Tom Brady pictures total in the gallery:

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Mark Newman

I'd like to turn her over my knee and give her the spanking she so desparately deserves.

Hemtchll

Giselle is a foreigner who barley speaks English and until a few years ago thought football was soccer. shut the fuck up and stick to things you know like walking and sucking the cock of the biggest fag in the NFL. Brady had a horrible game and threw shit passes all night. the only reason they scored any points was because of his receivers ability to catch the shit he kept throwing their way And by the way the pats haven't won a Superbowl since Brady married that stupid Brazilian whore, maybe it you Giselle. Oh and Americans don't throw their teammates under the bus when they lose, we are a loyal people, unlike Brazilians apparently.

Lol

Catch the fucking balls like your wife catches your's! Thats their only job.

Morgan

Supermodels are ultra-superior both physically and intellectually to your normal sports wife bimbo.

K. Largerfeld

ok, so Gisele's family left the fatherland in 1945 with looted artwork,gold fillings and lampshades made of juden skin but don't hold it against her

Brady-Hater

Oh cry me a fucking river already. The two of them have more fucking $$$ than they know what to do with, you mean they can't buy themselves some friends? I know they'd both like "real" friends but that ain't going to happen with these two self-centered assholes. Good Luck losers!!

Litsa

Well. If the NFL wives are anything like the NBA counterparts, then I would have to side with Gisele. They aint nothin but bitches and ho's.

Hawk

Plus, Gisele is probably the only Football wife with enough of her own money to buy the team if she feels like. That can't make her very popular too.

Morgan

She is just a loving wife, being loyal to her husband. Especially, since she was being harassed by a NYG fan at the time.

Giselle

and while I am on the subject , Robert Kraft is an old fool with dementia and Bill Belachik is the anti-christ and don't hate me because I'am beautiful