Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro last March

Pretty much the entire sports world has been shitting on Gisele since she was overheard slamming the Patriots' receivers after the Super Bowl ("My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times"). An anonymous [ugly] wife of one of the Patriots' players told the Chicago Sun Times that the comments weren't really a surprise:
"Gisele has very few friends among the wives. Of course, many are jealous of her looks and all that, but she doesn't make it easy to like her — since she obviously feels so superior to all of us."

Another source — close to a lot of the Patriots' wives — told me, "Gisele is . . . so stuck up and treats them all like yahoos. . . . In many cases, the other wives are not all that sophisticated, but Gisele has been openly snotty to several of them — making cracks about how they dress and use too much makeup. Stuff like that."
Umm, ladies? Gisele Bundchen is definitely superior to all of you. I hate to break it to you, but you are all yahoos with zero fashion sense. Some of you probably stink, too. Is that too harsh? You didn't really think that the world's top supermodel was a humble person with a heart of gold, did you? When you become supermodels like Gisele and myself, you'll discover that it's your duty to crap all over everyone's parade. Look at it this way: Giselle is taking heat because she's saying what you're all thinking about your loser, non-pass-catching husbands. So, instead of nipping at her heals like the yapping chihuahuas that you are, you should be thanking Gisele for the sacrifice she's making for you.

*21 Gisele and Tom Brady pictures total in the gallery:

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