Gisele consoling her Tommy after the loss

After being taunted by some Giants' fans last night after the game ("Eli owns your husband!"), Gisele was overheard ripping the New England Patriots' receivers, saying:


"My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Is it the Patriots' receivers fault they lost the game last night? Or is that succubus Gisele's fault?

Tom Brady before hooking up with Gisele's cursed vagina in late 2006:

  • Winner, Super Bowl XXXVI (2002)
  • Winner, Super Bowl XXXVIII (2004)
  • Winner, Super Bowl XXXIX (2005)
Tom Brady after hooking up with Gisele's cursed vagina in late 2006:

  • Loser, Super Bowl XLII (2008)
  • Loser, Super Bowl XLVI (2012)
Even Yoko Ono wasn't this much of a wet blanket. Robert Kraft needs to get this bitch deported.

*5 Gisele and Tom Brady pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 1
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 2
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 3
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 4
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 5
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  • Master Yoda

    Nice comment. That sure won't cause any discomfort at the final team meeting.

  • crtb

    boy her face looks fug in the top picture.

  • Brady-Hater

    I'm thinking that olde Tommy is just a used-up POS and it has nothing to do with the receivers. He's too much of a self-absorbed, self-centered, cock-sucking asshole. Plain and simple. Brady SUCKS and the G-Men own his ass!!

  • Carlos

    Let's see ho many passes Giselle catches with Methias Kiwanucha trying to collide helmet to helmet with her

  • Vloggerazzi

    Takes a team to lose the game. She is 100% correct. In the 4th quarter, there was a lot of drops; Patriot receivers couldn't catch herpes if Paris Hilton and Derek Jeter were the qb's.

    Props for Gisele to in actually knowing something about football.

  • Giselle

    Tommy throws and I catch in the bedroom,are you listening Wes Welker

  • Morgan

    She's right you know. Tom's own team members let him down, and let the Giant thugees beat them to a pulp.


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