Gisele consoling her Tommy after the loss

After being taunted by some Giants' fans last night after the game ("Eli owns your husband!"), Gisele was overheard ripping the New England Patriots' receivers, saying:


"My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times."
Is it the Patriots' receivers fault they lost the game last night? Or is that succubus Gisele's fault?

Tom Brady before hooking up with Gisele's cursed vagina in late 2006:

  • Winner, Super Bowl XXXVI (2002)
  • Winner, Super Bowl XXXVIII (2004)
  • Winner, Super Bowl XXXIX (2005)
Tom Brady after hooking up with Gisele's cursed vagina in late 2006:

  • Loser, Super Bowl XLII (2008)
  • Loser, Super Bowl XLVI (2012)
Even Yoko Ono wasn't this much of a wet blanket. Robert Kraft needs to get this bitch deported.

*5 Gisele and Tom Brady pictures total in the gallery:

  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 1
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 2
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 3
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 4
  • Gisele Patriots Criticism 5
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