Erin Heatherton in all of her glory

Is Leo DiCaprio's fabulously hot girlfriend Erin Heatherton actually cursed and destined to lead him to failure and a lifetime of unachieved goals? Sure, why not. From the National Enquirer:
Rightly superstitious Leonardo Dicaprio freaked when model galpal Erin Heatherton waltzed into his pad and plunked a golden plastic Oscar statuette on his dresser just days before nominations were announced - and told him that's how absolutely sure she felt that he'd win the REAL solid gold for his title role as the FBI's legendary leader in "J. Edgar." Agitated, Leo howled: "Ohmigod! Get that out of here. You're going to jinx the whole thing!" Snatching up Fake Golden Guy and handing it back to Erin, he told her to dispose of it quick! But…too late, Leo. Your worst fears realized! (Print Edition - 2/20)
Here it is. This is the out that mama's boy Leo was looking for. Remember a few weeks ago, when Erin and Irmelin were making nice for the camera, but were shooting daggers at each other through clenched teeth? Well, this is the end game. Leo didn't lose his shit because of some stupid throw-away statue -- he lost his shit because he's looking for any reason to sever ties with Erin. No matter how hot these broads are, mommy dearest has the last word on each and every one of them. In economist terms, she is the invisible hand guiding Leo through the free market of life. I bet you didn't think you'd see an Adam Smith reference on Celebslam today, did you? BAM, motherfucker.

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  • Guest

    somebody know this brand her swimwear? thanks

  • Unruly

    Meh.

  • She is really slim.

  • lori

    Who calls women "broads" anymore? What a f*cking. idiot.

  • Morgan

    You are right on. The proper thing to call them is dames.

  • Leo likes that trim!

  • Nora

    Leo and his pussy posse

  • Leo

    She is so fresh and firm looking, without blemishes. A real sexy young lady. Everything that Bar is lacking. No wonder I love her

  • Leo

    Everything Bar is lacking and she's younger and even dumber. No wonder she wants to be with me.

  • MacKenzie Hawkins

    Welcome back Leo. We missed your jealous laden spite directed at Bar!!! Nice to know in an ever-changing world, your mentality doesn't change.

  • swaggy

    She's gone. Her services were no longer needed.

  • Leo

    She's gone? Wha? Why am I always the last to find out?

  • swaggy

    Leo my man you spent too much time wiv your head up teenybooper arse to notice

  • Jay

    She is destined to lead him to ejaculation.

  • swaggy

    he got plenty of nubile teens and a sh te load of viagra for that

  • XYZ

    He's gay actually. He simply pays them a lot of money to stay with him, nothing new, no big deal.


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