Demi Moore is full of shit

Demi Moore is trying to spin her breakdown as a good thing because it will allow her to grow as a person. Hey, here's an idea if you want to grow as a person. STOP DOING WHIPPETS BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT 15. A source told People:
"Ego-wise, this is the worst thing that could happen to Demi, because she's such a private person. She's embarrassed."

But Kabbalah, the form of Jewish mysticism that Moore has long studied, instructs that adversity can ultimately prove beneficial, according to an insider. Moore's troubles "can be an opportunity, a blessing, and not a curse," says the insider. "The right intervention happened in her life. From a spiritual sense, it is a gift. She has a real opportunity to grow from it. She has to take responsibility for her life."
If Kabbalah teachings are correct, Demi Moore's comeback is gonna be epic. If we at Celebslam are right, Demi will be headlining the next season of Celebrity Rehab, crying in Dr. Drew's arms and offering to blow him if he just lets her out "for a few hours." Now given our track record, which horse are you laying your money down on? What's Kabbalah gonna do for Demi, anyways? Sure they have some dumb spells, but hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. And by blaster, I mean poppers. Demi knows the only peace of mind she'll find can only come from the sweet sweet release of a whipped cream can shooting nitrous into her nasal passages.

*8 Demi Moore pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Spirit

    maybe its a blessing AND a curse... it's a Blurse....

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    Rumer has it that Demi will die hard with a vengence from Kuthchers Syndrome what you takin bout Willis

  • Morgan

    Maybe Demi should go to the Geek. Sometimes geeks can do amazing things for people.. Demi need professional help, she cannot handle the physical and mentle stress all by herself. The whole world is worried about her and her condition.

  • Morgan

    Demi needs a healing ceremony, very soon.

  • fubsy

    one word...scientology

  • Morgan

    If Scientology is the answer, I hope her friends and relatives take her to the nearest scientology temple ASAP. Demi obviously needs internal healing.

  • Demi-Hater

    Moron!

  • Morgan

    Demi needs group support and encourgagement to go out and be her inner self, whatever that is.

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    heeeeyyyyy I gots your Kabblaha right here

  • Morgan

    Demi is such a frail and fragile soul, she needs all the help and support that others can give her. Its difficult for her trying to make it on her own.

  • Jay

    She should be embarrassed about believing in mysticism (Jewish or otherwise).

  • Biff

    Demi,

    I know that you've said you are not worthy of being loved - that's so not true!

    To prove it - I'm willing to love you in the best way I know how - by bestowing a thorough "ass-drilling".

    I know that's asking a lot (from me), but, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to help restore your sense of confidence.

    I'm on Facebook - text me when ur ready fer some lovin'

  • Morgan

    Deni has awesome nipples and really cute knees. Kabbalah has been so helpful for Demi, look how it helped her marriage to Ashton, and it has helped her to survive their breakup. She is a stronger person for Kabbalah

  • Unruly

    Fuck that made me laugh. Nice one.


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