Stacy Keibler is finished

Stacy Keibler and George Clooney at the 2012 Critics’ Choice Awards in Hollywood (1/12)

Is George Clooney close to dumping Stacy Keibler? If idle, baseless conjecture is to be believed, sure, why not? From the National Enquirer:

Urgent memo to Stacy Kiebler: George Clooney’s slicker than Houdini when it come to slipping the chains of love, and now your paramour/ perennial bachelor’s suddenly confiding to pals that he’s ready to pull a George Clooney on you- but admits he’s having a hard time breaking the news to your face, you gorgeous creature! “She’s everything that every man would want, but I’m ready to move on,” sighed George to a close friend. BTW, Stacy, it isn’t any specific thing—he’s saying your relationship’s simply run its course. Sorry, girl! (Print Edition – 2/20)

I sure hope Stacy kept her wrestling gear, because ol’ man Clooney is all finished with her. Trust me, returning to the WWE isn’t off the table since she was on vacation instead of demanding to be put in Ocean’s 43 the entire time Pops was riding her. I could be wrong and maybe Stacy did gleam some Hollywood DNA from the tip of Clooney’s custard gun, but it’s more likely that she’ll be a member of the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club before Wrestlemania.


February 20, 2012 - 8:00 am