Chris Brown in Miami (2/14)

Chris Brown is actually using the line "I promise I won't beat you" to pick up chicks. Amazing. Chivalry is not only dead, but I'm pretty sure Chris Brown was the one who killed it. And then he fucked it in its ass and called it a cab. From Us Weekly:
Chris Brown -- who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna -- confidently approached an attractive brunette Feb. 10 at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, "Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!" the woman tells Us Weekly. "He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, 'That's his new line!' Ugh! I wanted to throw up!"
"I promise I won't beat you" is bad, but I've used worse. "Are you allergic to chloroform" was my go-to line in college. What? I didn't want to take any chances.

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