Celine Dion struggling to stay relevant

You better believe that if I'm writing about a Celine Dion concert it's because she either a) got drunk and cussed out the crowd or b) flashed her vagina. In this case, it's the latter. From E!:
[Celine Dion] gave fans a little more than they bargained for when she took the stage in a short dress…and accidentally flashed them during her performance at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival in Jamaica Friday night, E! News has learned exclusively.

"The short gold dress was Balmain....was that short enough?" Dion said with a laugh when "The Trend," a fashion series on Zappos Couture, asked Celine about her fashion choices. "Because normally when people are level the length is fine. But people were like this (looks up).... So it was like I didn't think of the people downstairs and me there."
Not selling out those arenas like you used to, Celine? No one is gonna tell me that a woman who's been on stage for almost 40 years doesn't know how to hide the cock pocket. Nope, this is just a sad attempt at boosting ticket sales. It will work for the short term, but what about the long term, Celine? Today it's an "oopsie" -- tomorrow you're on stage like a Thai whore shooting ping pong bills from your cervix into the cheap seats. It's a slippery slope.

*10 Celine Dion pictures total in the gallery:

  • Celine Dion Jamaica Audience Flash 1
  • Celine Dion Jamaica Audience Flash 2
  • Celine Dion Jamaica Audience Flash 3
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  • Celine Dion Jamaica Audience Flash 6
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