Britney Spears at the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Gala at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills (2/11)

Please let this happen. Please let this happen. Please let this happen. Please let this happen. Please let this happen. Please let this happen. Please let this happen. Please let this happen. Please let this happen. From Us Weekly:
Britney Spears wants to join the judges' panel on X Factor, a source close to the pop star, 30, tells Us Weekly. With a keen interest in joining Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid at the judges' table for the FOX smash, the recently engaged "Till the World Ends" singer has reached out; a show rep didn't return calls to Us.

The show recently fired judges Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger plus host Steve Jones. Another pop icon now in talks to be a judge? Janet Jackson, multiple sources confirmed to Us last week. In addition, Black Eyed Peas' Fergie is also in the running for the show, the source added on Wednesday.
Don't over-think this one, X Factor producers. You KNOW what you have to do. Hiring Paula Abdul was a brilliant opening move because it allowed the US of A to get used to seeing mental instability at work. Now, let's go for full batshit crazy. Hire Britney. Don't think about, just do it. Janet Jackson is a bad choice because she has some hideously ugly nipples and when she feels like putting on the false humility act, she's barely audible. And Fergie? Dude, come on. She has a decent voice but she speaks like a wigger in MS-13, and America can get behind only so many of those at a time (clock's ticking, Marshall). Britney on the other hand carries the promise of a full blown Fukushima-like meltdown, on a weekly basis no less. I can already see crazy-eyed Britney freaking out during a live taping because her strategically placed fucking giant Pepsi cup on the judge's panel didn't have a sprig of moonshine in it. Tell me you don't get wet thinking about that -- I know I sure do.

*19 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

  • Britney Spears X Factor 1
  • Britney Spears X Factor 2
  • Britney Spears X Factor 3
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