Adam Levine got dumped. Or maybe not.

Even though they showed up to the Grammys together yesterday, the New York Post says that Adam Levine was recently dumped by his girlfriend, Russian model Anne V. What a commie bitch.
Sources tell us the couple, who have been dating for two years, split last month, and spies at a Super Bowl party Saturday night in Indy hosted by model Erin Heatherton and John Legend saw Levine go solo. “He wasn’t hitting on any girls, he was just really heartbroken,” a source told us.
Geez, I'm starting to feel like a broken record. Adam, you're a solid B-lister, some would say a low A-lister. Why do you give a crap about this broad? Yes, she's freakin' hot, but you're Adam "The Tattooed Songbird" Levine, not Ryan "please someone hold my hand" Reynolds. Don't take her back -- show the girlie men that real men don't cry over women, we just replace them . . . with other women. I just need to make that clear. I'm not into she-males. I'm not. That Hollywood & Vine situation was blown out of proportion AND it was a case of mistaken identity. Don't judge me.

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