Snooki's getting implants

Snooki at a New Year's Eve party at the Palms in Las Vegas (12/31)

I don't know why this even counts as news, but Snooki told E! that she's getting her boobs done. Well, duh. If she ever wants to go into politics, she needs to get those things firmed up a little.

[Snooki] tweeted not to long ago that she wants "knockers" like her Jersey Shore bestie JWoww. Yup, she's going under the knife!

"Very soon. Very soon," Snooki told me earlier today when she and JWoww stopped by E! to promote Thursday night's fifth-season premiere of their hit MTV reality show. "I hope in the next couple of months."

Snookers doesn't actually want bigger boobs. "They're a good size now, but I want them like this when I'm not wearing a bra," she said, cupping and lifting her chest up.

Well, if Snooki insists on going under the knife, I feel it's my responsibility to guide her to the right surgeon, you know, to keep her safe and all. I hear Darfur's nice this time of year. And Afghanistan. Excellent surgeons there at rock bottom prices. You really can't go wrong with either place.

*40 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

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meme

will she be going with the stuffed shell manacotti or veal parm implant

W Cause

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Hank R

There are not enough vile words in any language to describe what this individual is, or what she has done to any sense of beauty or truth. It is terrifying to think that anyone continues to post pictures of her as if there is any worth to her vomit.

dg101

Wow, she just wants to be the most unappealing person in the world of ALL time.