Heidi Klum and Seal in Sardinia last August

In 2004, Seal proposed to Heidi Klum in a specially-built igloo on a 14,000-ft.-high glacier in Whistler, B.C.:

"[Seal] took me by helicopter. He had an igloo built there, and they'd brought up everything: a bed with sheets inside the igloo, rose petals everywhere, candles. Very, very romantic!"

Topping the setting was the ring -- a 10-carat oval cut yellow diamond rumored to cost $1.5 million. In other words, if only Seal had been a *little* bit more romantic, then the two might not have announced their split over the weekend. In a statement, they said:

"While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate. We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition. We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children's sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy."

Early reports indicate that Heidi's divorcing Seal because his cock isn't as big as mine. Well if that's the case Heidi, then I doubt you're going to be happy with anyone.

*25 Heidi Klum and Seal pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]