Happier times

Well that was quick. After splitting from wife Katy Perry a few weeks ago, Russell Brand's already dating a new chick and already wants to move in with her. WTF? Unless this new bitch has a vagina made of pure sugar, dude needs to slow the hell down. Via the New York Post:
Russell Brand has allegedly already started seeing other women in the wake of his split from wife Katy Perry, a report claims. According to Us Weekly, not only is Brand dating -- but he has already found someone special. A source tells the magazine, "He told her he wanted her to move in with him after the divorce is final."

According to Us Weekly's source, Perry is allegedly aware that Brand is dating.

"She discovered through friends. One of the women told a friend of hers, and it got back to Katy," the source claims. "It's gotten ugly ... Katy doubts she'll ever be able to trust a guy again."
Geez, this Russell Brand guy is a clingy little parasitic twat, isn't he? He dumped Katy Perry because she came to her senses before Mr. Potato Head could ruin that body of hers, so he moved on to another host to extend his fame for another 15 minutes. He infected Europe, now he's spreading his horseshit here in God's country. Think of Russell as a talent-draining disease. There's no cure, but you can protect yourself from him by avoiding all contact. If you're lucky you'll live in fear for awhile, but hopefully your name won't appear on any quilts.

*15 Russell Brand pictures total in the gallery:

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