Paris Hilton leaving a spa in Beverly Hills (1/18)

You'd think Paris Hilton would have settled down by now and stopped taking dirty pictures of herself with her cell phone. You'd think wrong. From the New York Post:
Paris Hilton flew into a panic that her personal pictures could be leaked after she lost her phone while partying at the Simple Life House, the scene of Sundance’s late-night soirees. A source told us, "One phone was found full of pictures of girls in porn-style poses. Everyone thought that was Paris’ phone, but it wasn’t. Another phone, with a dead battery, was later recovered and was handed back to Paris 24 hours later."
No. We are NOT doing this again. No. No, no, no. Paris, you got one by us with the Greenlight Special Show that made you famous, but trying it again is just sad. You're 40 now. Keeping naked pictures of you and your friends on a cell phone you "lost" is creepy. It stinks like desperation and the pillows at most Hilton hotels. It's time to face facts: you're not interesting and no one wants to see your herpes dispenser. Please move to Somalia.

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