You forgot your bra

I hope this is some kind of cruel prank she's playing on us, but the New York Post says Paris Hilton is coming out with a new album soon. Actually, "cumming" might be a more appropriate word since we're talking about Paris Hilton:
Paris Hilton says she's readying her new CD with the help of her DJ-producer boyfriend, Afrojack. "I'm doing my new album, and Afrojack is actually executive-producing the entire thing," the socialite said while partying at Google Music's Sundance venue, Tao. "There are a lot of very cool collaborations on my album," Hilton added. "It should be out in the next few months. We just finished doing my single with [band] LMFAO, then I’m recording with Snoop Dogg."
Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. How much penicillin do I need to make this Paris sore go away? Damn it, I feel like I've been burned . . . again. Damn the Swiss, too. Damn their overrated hot chocolate and hacky DJs. I thought I was done with Paris, but Nick van de Wall had a better idea. Who's Nick van de Wall, you ask? He is Paris' new pigeon that's gonna learn the hard way that he's not herpes proof (btw, is it true that it causes hair loss in women?). Congratulations for giving Paris an extension on her 15 minutes, I hope you choke on the Valtrex.

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  • Morgan

    I will be in that line to buy her CD when it is released. She sings like a nightengale.

  • Morgan

    Paris is one of the world's ten most beautiful women, as well a being multi-talented. She is a very melodic singer, an accomplished actress, and dancer. She is also very intellectual, and always elegant, poised and proper Where ever she goes in the world, she represents all that is good and decent about America and the American way of life.

  • inokare

    SAY WHAT YOU WANT ALL YOU HATERS. PARIS CAN SUCK A DICK BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU!!!

  • LIZ THE SHIZ

    how can you sing with semen coating your throat and vocal cords

  • Jay

    I'll give Paris credit for avoiding breast implants.

  • Givememoneyparis

    say what u want about paris but i wud luv to fukk her tight lil a$$ and ittle bitty t!ttys and become her boy toy so she showers me with gifts

  • Dxbravo

    Got to admit, that's a nice caboose.

  • Sly17171

    You're kidding right?...

  • Unruly

    Ughh.... make it stop.


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