Minka Kelly denied Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal wanted a piece of the sweet sweet ass that is Minka Kelly, but he got shot down faster than Col. Nakesh's MIG in Iron Eagle. Fucking LOVE that movie! From Us Weekly:

Minka Kelly "declined" an invitation from Jake Gyllenhaal when he asked her on a date last fall, a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly. But it wasn't because Gyllenhaal didn't measure up. At the time, Kelly had split with her on-and-off beau, Derek Jeter, and "was trying to patch things up," the source explains. Kelly's willpower paid off: She reconciled with Jeter in December.

Really? Come on, Jake. If you're reaching for The Captain's table scraps, you should probably work on that resume.  Sure, you were great in Donnie Darko and the gay cowboy movie, but you have Bubble Boy and Prince of Persia under your belt, too. Work on it. Oh BTW, I checked your Wikipedia page. You are what we MMA fighters call a pussy. Minka doesn't want a girlie-man to plant trees and meditate with all day long. What Minka needs is the relentless pelvis-pounding that only we athletes can deliver. That's what Jeter delivers, it's what I deliver, and that's all there is to it, little man.

*25 Minka Kelly pictures total in the gallery:

[FameFlynet]