Miley Cyrus in Hawaii (12/29)

No doubt because of an insane case of the bong-induced munchies, Miley Cyrus packed on 15 pounds late last year. And then promptly spent $50k to lose it. It's fun being rich. From In Touch Weekly:
A pal tells In Touch, the teen — who packed on the pounds late last year — enlisted the help of a nutritionist, chef and her old personal trainer, Harley Pasternak, to whip herself into bikini-ready shape ahead of her recent Hawaiian getaway with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. "Miley probably spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds in a few weeks," the friend says. "She didn't care what it cost as long as she looked good!"
Cool, Miley dropped 50 large to shed some fat. I guess that's what one does when one has the means. I should be a nutritional consultant, because I could have saved her a ton of cash. I've delved into the human psyche on a goof and I learned one simple phrase to help women of all ages lose weight: "Hey fatass, why don't you skip lunch and stick a finger down your throat?" If you don't believe me, ask my ol' lady who's 5'10" and weights 95 pounds.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Miranda Kerr is butt-ass naked (NSFW)

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  • Shemp Alfredo

    A commenter says, "She earned every penny and gave much to good causes. She supports the OWS and 99%".
    Give me a break. She gives because it's a tax write off for her, she makes more money off giving charities, and it makes her look good. It’s all a scam to get herself in the spot light all the more. And she wants people to believe, "Oh, people are seeing what I am doing, so now they will support me even more and I can make more money". That's all it is to her. Entertainment is a business and they will go to any extreme to get themselves out there including giving to charities. If you hear of a celebrity boasting about giving to a charity then you know there is a scheme behind it, which is to make them look good. It’s a money maker for them and that is all. Cyrus is a pure skank. Some celebrities are. They all have major psycho issues. When it comes down to it, they are insecure, greedy, attention seeking, and more. To sum it all up, they are highly narcissistic individuals. With that being said, it also shows people who constantly seek out celebrity gossip have something missing in their own lives. They want to be like celebrities.
    I would enjoy giving celebrities psycho evals. I bet they would have a great many problems listed on their evals. Everyone says celebrities work so hard. Well, it's a choice. They don't have to do it. Then consumers spend money buying concert tickets, memorabilia, etc. That is crazy as most consumers are doing is giving and giving to the rich and then consumer bitch and complain about rich people getting anything they want.. Well, consumers are contributing to celebrities riches, so don’t complain by feeding more into the celebrities pocket book and thinking they are Gods.
    Celebrities wouldn't know a real job if it hit them in the face. Cyrus didn't work for anything. She had it handed to her by daddy. However, daddy feeds off her to. Cyrus' appearance makes her look slutty. I see her walking around with sleazy clothing and tattoo’s.
    Sorry Cyrus, do you lack something in your life to wear slutty clothing and wear tattoo’s? It has been said that individuals that try to physically change their appearance are lacking something or somethings in their lives. Trying to be something you are not? Didn't mommy and daddy pay any attention to you? That's what it comes down to.
    By the way, Cyrus has big heifer legs. Not just from the weight she put on, but she has heifer legs all the time. She is a cow with big horse teeth. If she ever read this, she would probably run to her bedroom and cry and then fork out more money to lose the pounds.
    Cyrus, give your money to people who need it such as families that have lost their homes, jobs, and more and don’t boast about it. Get a real hard working job along with the rest.
    In psychological studies it has been proven that celebrities have no
    morals. They think once they have money in their pocket from suckers/consumers then they are on easy street and could care less about the consumers. They put on a facade they care about people, but there is a motive behind that, which is getting money or should I say stealing money. They feel the nicer they are to people and kiss up to them the more money they will make. How superficial is that? Once they perform then they could care less about the ones who paid money to see them. They will kick someone when they are down and could care less. Celebrities feel they have money and power and can do what ever they want. They cannot hold on to relationships. They really have no business being married because it never lasts for a celebrity because they feel their career is far more superior to having a marriage and family. Being famous always last and families die off is their belief system. Benjamin Franklin said not in exact words, but stated, "Money will get you nothing. Money cannot give an individual happiness and if it does its only short-term". Whereas, family and friends give happiness. Celebrities have family and friends but they are lowest ranking on the totem pole compared to their having money. Therefore, with the last statement shows their moral values, which is nil. It has also been said that these people go into the acting/singing careers to cover up something they are missing in their lives. So they pretend when acting to give self-gratification.
    Isn't that a sign of sickness also? Yes, it is.

  • No

    She should spend another $50K and get rid of the cankles.

  • Poohear

    So her statement about looking like a woman is bullshit!

  • Fangirl

    Why is she alone in all the pictures? She looks good!

  • Morgan

    She earned every penny and gave much to good causes. She supports the OWS and 99%


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