Kim Kardashian has lawyers and she's not afraid to use them

Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (1/7)

Since its launch on November 2, BoycottKim.com has garnered 500k+ signatures in support of boycotting Kim Kardashian and all products she endorses. The Lord's work, I say. Unless you're Kim Kardashian. "LAWYERS!" From the New York Daily News:

The website’s California-based founder, who requested anonymity, was hoping to reach 350,000 signatures when we wrote about the petition on Dec. 21. Since then, BoycottKim.com has added more than 213,000 signatures as well as online content that spotlights some of the negative media that Kardashian and her family have attracted recently.

According to the founder, shortly after he added these new features, he was contacted by the Kardashian family’s general counsel Christopher T. Wilson . The founder claims Wilson told him that another lawyer who represents the family, Martin Singer, intended to file a criminal harassment complaint against him.

"They try to scare you," the founder says. "They do not want bad publicity."

My dear friends, we are at an impasse. On one hand, BoycottKim.com needs our help. Helping BoycottKim is analogous to helping the Allies against the Nazis. But on the other hand, that soulless porn star entertains the shit out of me. Allow me to pull the curtain back on this whole "celebrity gossip" phenomenon that drives the world wide interwebs. In the last 72 months, the Hilton's contract with Satan expired, Jessica Simpson ate herself into obscurity, and Britney Spears was put under house arrest. That leaves the Kardashians and Lindsay Lohan. Until the attention whore store gets restocked, let's consider waiting until the spring to heave ho fatso and her emotionally-stunted family into the wastelands of history.

*30 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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Lisa Taylor

She is sexy and smart http://fancyfashionnews.blogsp...

KK-Hater

Fuck You SLUT, come and get me you cock-sucking BITCH!!!

Hank R

In my opinion, Kardashian does not recognize the blight that her and her family are on the American psyche. She is unable to recognize her own utter irrelevance, and the disease she is spreading (figurative, though literal may come to mind) across our pop culture.

Vloggerazzi

This bitch will never go away. Once her fame starts waning and she reaches her 14th minute of fame, she just "leak" another sex tape and be right back on top again.

Pinkpony

How will her attorneys change the publics opinion ? Kartrashians are just that! Trash....

Morgan

Her life is the story of a poor rags to riches girl, who finally made it into the upper middle class. She should use her lawyers inorder to keep what she has earned.

Strang The Terrible

Nice point... but I would rather do without them. Let's find someone who isn't getting quite so rich off of what they're shilling...

LIZ THE SHIZ

we also have the Armenian dung curse which turns anyone who insults or goes against an Armenian into camel dung

West

The Hilton's had hotels. The Kardashians have double murder.