Kim Kardashian shopping in Beverly Hills (1/7)

Since its launch on November 2, BoycottKim.com has garnered 500k+ signatures in support of boycotting Kim Kardashian and all products she endorses. The Lord's work, I say. Unless you're Kim Kardashian. "LAWYERS!" From the New York Daily News:
The website’s California-based founder, who requested anonymity, was hoping to reach 350,000 signatures when we wrote about the petition on Dec. 21. Since then, BoycottKim.com has added more than 213,000 signatures as well as online content that spotlights some of the negative media that Kardashian and her family have attracted recently.

According to the founder, shortly after he added these new features, he was contacted by the Kardashian family’s general counsel Christopher T. Wilson . The founder claims Wilson told him that another lawyer who represents the family, Martin Singer, intended to file a criminal harassment complaint against him.

"They try to scare you," the founder says. "They do not want bad publicity."
My dear friends, we are at an impasse. On one hand, BoycottKim.com needs our help. Helping BoycottKim is analogous to helping the Allies against the Nazis. But on the other hand, that soulless porn star entertains the shit out of me. Allow me to pull the curtain back on this whole "celebrity gossip" phenomenon that drives the world wide interwebs. In the last 72 months, the Hilton's contract with Satan expired, Jessica Simpson ate herself into obscurity, and Britney Spears was put under house arrest. That leaves the Kardashians and Lindsay Lohan. Until the attention whore store gets restocked, let's consider waiting until the spring to heave ho fatso and her emotionally-stunted family into the wastelands of history.

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