Katy Perry's parents are taking advantage of her divorce

Is it considered poor form to preach about your daughter's fresh divorce to attract more followers to your evangelical ministry? Sorry, I don't know anything about etiquette. Like salad forks, for example. You can use those to scratch yourself, right? From the New York Post:
During a worship service this week, the two said that they believed Perry's split was God's way of bringing people to church. Mary and Keith Hudson saw an unusual surge in the crowd at their Church on the Rise in Westlake, Ohio, during the week following Brand's filing for divorce from Perry after just 14 months of marriage.

"I'm sure that Katy's trending on the Internet was to get you here to church tonight," Mary Hudson said from the pulpit, to a crowd of 300. "I mean all over the world, who knows how God is bringing them in? The most important thing is you are here and God wants to put the fire in you in 2012."

Keith Hudson added, "What has taken place in my daughter's life has opened many opportunities to go in and be with guarded and gated people. God has given us a platform to go in and meet people — and they like us because we are cool. We are not threatening. I love my daughter and I will always love her. Stop being judgmental and critical. Do not close the doors to your loved ones, especially your children. Just because they do not like what you do or what you are, they are still praying that you stay in the race. They are counting on you. I believe in God, for every one of my children."
Is it fair to say that the Hudson-Perry's are Tim Tebow fans? Jeez, enough with the God talk already. They say "oh my God, oh my God" so often, You'd think I was making sweet, sweet love to them. These people should stop looking for God everywhere and start finding Katy a good divorce attorney, because It wasn't God who told her not to sign a prenup. Here's the truth, Ruth: God didn't strike that marriage down to get more people into your church -- he struck it down because Russel Brand is far too much of a douche nozzle to enjoy the miracle that are Katy Perry's tits.

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