Kate Beckinsale really is the perfect woman
Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman in L.A. (1/17)
Not only is Kate Beckinsale beyond gorgeous, but she also has a pretty awesome sense of humor. Like the time she stuffed a dildo into her mom’s carry-on bag at the airport. Via Contact Music:
Kate Beckinsale once forced her mother to “dump” a large rubber penis at a Montreal, Canada airport after a saucy prank went awry. Beckinsale explains:
“We’d sort of had a little bit of an argument and she was leaving… and my make-up artist had given me… for Easter – I don’t know why – this enormous penis… a rubber one… it was quite wobbly… It was definitely decorative… It wasn’t functional. I kept on stashing it in my trailer… and I thought, ‘I’m just gonna put it in her hand luggage when she goes to the airport and maybe that’ll somehow cheer us up,’ so I did that.
“I was gonna let it get to that point but my make-up artist was so horrified that I’d done it… I had to call her up and say, ‘Look, I’m really sorry, but just look in your bag.’ She went, ‘Oh my God, Kate, I can’t believe you’ve done it…. What am I going to do with it?’ I think she had to somehow… dump it at the airport… She said she dumped it.”
Kate Beckinsale’s sense of humor is as ruthless as her beauty is breathtaking. She had to be talked into not humiliating her mother. HER OWN MOTHER. How many women do you know that would do that? Hell, how many women do you know — Kim Kardashian doesn’t count — that wouldn’t shriek at the sight of a big black dildo? None I can think of, and that’s why I must violently stalk Kate Beckinsale. Hey, you brought this upon yourself, Kate.
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