January 2012 NUDE!


Paparazzi photos from Monday, January 30

Olivia Wilde on the set of The Incredible Burt Wonderstone in L.A. (pics start here)

Rumer Willis leaving a coffee shop in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey arriving at The Staples Center in L.A. for The Immortal show by Cirque du Soleil (pics start here)

Julianne Hough leaving an acting class in Studio City (pics start here)

Sharon Stone leaving a doctor's office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Daniel Craig filming the new James Bond film Skyfall in London (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale out and about in Malibu (pics start here)

Rooney Mara arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley shopping at a flea market in Paris, France (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Khloe Kardashian out and about in Dallas (pics start here)

Lisa Kudrow filming an interview with Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Freida Pinto and her boyfriend Dev Patel leaving The Little Door restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*126 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Olivia Wilde Butt Stare 1
  • Olivia Wilde Butt Stare 2
  • Olivia Wilde Butt Stare 3
  • Olivia Wilde Butt Stare 4
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Denise Richards going through security at LAX airport (1/29)

+ Christina Aguilera . . . um . . . um [The Superficial]

+ Guess that ribcage tattoo [Celebuzz]
+ Irina Shayk gets topless for some clothing company [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The 14 sexiest female celebs from the Great Lakes state [Linkiest]
+ Natalie Portman showing the MILF hotness [Popoholic]

+ It's the Tomb Raider porno! [Guyism]
+ Rihanna rocking the tight leather pants [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Fabiana Semprebom is a hot Brazilian you need to know [Brobible]
+ A ton of hot chicks at the SAG Awards [moejackson]

+ Nicole Scherzinger pretty much got fired [Just Jared]
+ Aw snap bitch! [The Blemish]
+ Awk. Ward. [Dlisted]
+ Katherine Heigl's career is over [Cele|bitchy]

*20 Denise Richards pictures total in the gallery:

  • Denise Richards Security Check 1
  • Denise Richards Security Check 2
  • Denise Richards Security Check 3
  • Denise Richards Security Check 4
  • Denise Richards Security Check 5
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Behati Prinsloo

Namibian model Behati Prinsloo

*26 Behati Prinsloo pictures total in the gallery:

  • Namibian model Behati Prinsloo 1
  • Namibian model Behati Prinsloo 2
  • Namibian model Behati Prinsloo 3
  • Namibian model Behati Prinsloo 4
  • Namibian model Behati Prinsloo 5
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  • Namibian model Behati Prinsloo 9
  • Namibian model Behati Prinsloo 10

Candice Swanepoel at a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts (1/28)

Here's more from Candice Swanepoel's awesome photoshoot in St. Barts over the weekend. I heard that the photographer's erection was so big you could actually see it from space. True story.

*48 Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 1
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 2
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 3
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 4
  • Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pulldown 5
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Zac Efron on the set of The Paper Boy in L.A. (1/28)

+ Tila Tequila squeezes her big cans into a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Maryna Linchuck was created to wear bikinis [Guyism]
+ The Kardashians are all topless [Celebuzz]
+ Marg Helgenberger upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Lovely ladies of the Lingerie Football League playoffs [Busted Coverage]
+ Elizabeth is definitely the hot Olsen sister [Just Jared]

+ Fran Drescher is a freak [Dlisted]
+ Biketoberfest 2011 Hooters Bikini Contest [Linkiest]
+ BREAKING: LeAnn Rimes eats! [Evil Beet]
+ Miranda Kerr gets leggy [Pick Me Up News]

LIST OF THE DAY
: 5 lies to tell about your non-existent tattoos

*7 Zac Efron pictures total in the gallery:

  • Zac Efron Gun Show 1
  • Zac Efron Gun Show 2
  • Zac Efron Gun Show 3
  • Zac Efron Gun Show 4
  • Zac Efron Gun Show 5

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PICTURED: Christina Aguilera leaving a restaurant and arriving at The Staples Center in L.A. on Sunday to watch The Immortal World Tour by Cirque du Soleil. Please note that I don't know if Christina was actually leaving a restaurant, but it does seem like a safe thing to assume with her nowadays.

*12 Christina Aguilera pictures total in the gallery:

  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 1
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 2
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 3
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 4
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 5
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 6
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 7
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 8
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 9
  • Christina Aguilera Immortal World Tour 10

Katy Perry with Markus Molinari

On Saturday Katy Perry made her first public appearance since her split from Russell Brand, attending the grand opening of 1 OAK at The Mirage in Las Vegas with her gay jewelry designer friend Markus Molinari. Not to read too far into this, but I bet Russell's penis was so small that Katy's been permanently turned off of straight men. Thanks a lot asshole!

*29 Katy Perry pictures total in the gallery:

  • Katy Perry First Public Appearance 1
  • Katy Perry First Public Appearance 2
  • Katy Perry First Public Appearance 3
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Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara leaving Il Pastaio restaurant in Beverly Hills (1/28)

*20 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:

  • Sofia Vergara White Shirt Cleavage 1
  • Sofia Vergara White Shirt Cleavage 2
  • Sofia Vergara White Shirt Cleavage 3
  • Sofia Vergara White Shirt Cleavage 4
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Jessica Simpson is a bit top heavy

Jessica Simpson and her ENORMOUS breasts were spotted at a gas station in L.A. on Saturday. And then she accidentally tripped and fell on her back and couldn't get up. She's a lot like a turtle now.

*32 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Top Heavy Simpson 1
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  • Top Heavy Simpson 3
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Candice Swanepoel at a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts (1/28)

And I thought I had a good job because I get to sit around in my underwear all day, eat Funyuns, and make masturbation jokes. Not once have I rubbed Candice Swanepoel's ass with lotion. Not once.

*37 Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 1
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  • Candice Swanepoel Butt Lotion 3
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