Demi Moore is in rehab

Demi Moore at the Cinema for Peace benefit at The Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills (1/14)

Paramedics rushed to Demi Moore's home on Monday night after a 911 call was placed; after a short evaluation, the actress was taken to the hospital. Of course Demi's rep is trying to spin this as a positive thing:

"Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends."

Oh yes exhaustion. Of course. How foolish of us all not to realize how tired Demi must be right now. If only there was something that could make her all better, a "sleep-like" cure if you will.

Obviously Demi's rep is full of shit. TMZ says the real reason she was rushed to the hospital is drugs:

Sources tell us she is being placed in a facility to "seek further professional assistance." Our sources say the treatment is for substance abuse.

Wow, this is actually kinda pathetic. Yes, Ashton Kutcher cheated on you. So what. Deal with it. Go hike a mountain. Buy one of those stress balls. Anything but drugs. Personally, when I'm feeling stressed, I like to give back to the local community. Put in some hours at the soup kitchen. Organize a recycling drive. Tutor underprivileged kids. There's just something so satisfying about helping out those less fortunate than you. Plus, there's this homeless guy at the soup kitchen that always hooks me up with coke that I turn around and sell to the underprivileged kids. Woo hoo! New iPhone, baby!

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B003

My diagnosis is Kutchtard disease.

Master Yoda

stress?? From what?? She's worked like 40 hours in the last 10 years. A few movie cameos.. what else?

Also, the drug use may have been celebratory. Hell, I'd have a party if I was able to get some fruity little candy ass out of my life.

Also, the Willis kids are all butt ugly. She may need a little chlorine in her gene pool too.

Hawk

Hopefully they have a deli at the rehab place. She needs a sandwich, stat!

meme

She has Kutchers syndrome ,a virus found in ingesting tainted semen causing the body to expunge vital nutriants

Jay

She has lost too much muscle mass from her thighs and her legs now appear withered away like someone 20 years older than she is.

Morgan

Dependency on drugs to the point of having epiletic siezures is not a good thing. According to Radar Online, what tipped everyone off that Demi has having problems when she fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and having a seizure. It all makes sense, Demi has a long history of drug and alcohol and drug abuse/dependency. The poor thing does not handle the stress of everyday living well she need go go live on a mountain top, were the geru can insuire she is free from any stress. We should all send money to this poor lady to help her get back to a normal life.