Chaz Bono out and about in Hollywood (1/9)

Chaz Bono tells the new issue of Rolling Stone that, like many Americans, he's saving up his money. But unlike many Americans, he wants to buy a penis. He said:
"I could get a phalloplasty, which builds the phallus from a donor site on your body, but I'm leaning more toward a metoidioplasty. It's a procedure that uses what you already have down there, which has grown larger from the testosterone. You end up with a smaller phallus than with the phalloplasty, but it's fully functional, it gets erect, and the sensation is all there.

"...the surgery I want to have, I'd like to have the testicular implants and all of that, and I'd like to be able to urinate through it. I mean, it's not that big a deal to sit down, but some of the toilet seats in men's rooms are disgusting. The doctor I want to use is in Belgrade. It's going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe $45,000, I really don't know."
Whoa, slow your horses for a sec, Chaz. $45k is a lot of moola to people like you (not me, I'm independently wealthy thank you very much), so let me save you a few shekels and some heartache. Later this month on Home Shopping Network I will be selling salad-fruit-belt-adapters -- the perfect gift for broke transsexuals. (Please read the next two sentences with a proper Australian accent) Why hack your giant clit up when you can just strap on your favorite zuchini, cucumber, or even eggplant? Not only is it cheaper than a phalloplasty, it's recyclable and fairly safe for the environment.

*15 Chaz Bono pictures total in the gallery:

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