Britney Spears and Jason Trawick out and about in Las Vegas (12/16)

Britney Spears' upcoming wedding to Jason Trawick is going to be a very romantic affair . . . and by "romantic" I mean "fried." There's gonna be lots and lots of fried stuff. It'll basically be the wedding equivalent of a state fair. With more pig wrasslin', obviously. From the Daily Mail:
For her third time down the aisle, Britney Spears is hoping, understandably, for a low-key, traditional affair. The 30-year-old singer is alleged to be planning a traditional, Southern-style country wedding to fiancé Jason Trawick, 40.

According to US reports, Spears and Trawick will be shunning the typical Hollywood wedding in favour of a small family celebration, possible in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. A source claimed to InTouch Weekly: "She wants a traditional Southern-style wedding with comfort food, surrounded by her family, her two sons and all of her childhood friends."
Yes! 2011 was a bit of a slow year for Spears & Co., but I have a feeling that 2012 will remembered as the Return of the Kookiness. If a Spears "traditional Southern-style wedding" thinks what I think it means, then I'm sure the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" signs will be left in storage. I cant wait to see what Britney considers comfort food -- my guess is bottles of Zoloft and jugs of moonshine (cash bar). Now with Brit being who she is, there will be a modern twist to this particular wedding -- there won't be a shotgun pointed at the groom.

*24 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

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