Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their kids shopping at FAO Schwarz in New York (12/7)

Damn, I thought I was hot shit getting that $20 Wal-Mart gift card from my aunt for Christmas this year. Now that I think about it, a waterfall is way better than that. I feel so . . . deflated. From the Daily Mail:
Brad Pitt has completely fallen for his Christmas present from Angelina Jolie - a waterfall in California. A thrilled Pitt is now planning to embark on an ambitious and exotic building project emulating the design of Lloyd Wright's 1939 masterpiece Fallingwater, which was built in Pennsylvania on a similar piece of land. The pair visited the house in 2006.

"Brad has always loved Fallingwater and his first trip there was unforgettable," says a friend. "Angelina wanted to get him something incredibly special and, because she knows how much he loves architecture, she thought this would be perfect. She hopes this will be a hideaway for the family. Brad has dreamed of a home with the sound of a waterfall cascading under the house. Brad has always wanted to design his own house. He wants to pull all aspects of nature, light, glass and varying levels into the concept. This is the present to top all presents."
Well, ain't that just grand. The humanitarian bought the movie star his own waterfall. I'm sure it wasn't as expensive as it sounds. I think Occupy Wall Street should go ahead and occupy Pitt-Jolie Falls for a few months, since that money would have been better spent doing anything else but BUYING A WATERFALL. Well, at least their holier than thou fetish is over -- nothing says "I'm disgustingly rich" like BUYING A WATERFALL. BTW, one of my loans came through. Now I have a pot to piss in, but still waiting on a window to throw it out of. Keep me in your prayers.

*5 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pictures total in the gallery:

  • Brad Pitt Waterfall 1
  • Brad Pitt Waterfall 2
  • Brad Pitt Waterfall 3
  • Brad Pitt Waterfall 4
  • Brad Pitt Waterfall 5

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