Blue Ivy Carter > Everyone Else

Jay-Z and Beyonce's newborn daughter, Blue Ivy, has accomplished more in a week than I have in 31 years. Kill self? From the Chicago Sun Times:

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby, Blue Ivy Carter, is making history — and she’s not even a week old. Billboard reports that she’s the youngest person ever to appear on the magazine’s singles chart, thanks to her cries at the end of her dad’s rap tribute, "Glory."

Jay-Z credits his daughter (as B.I.C.) on the song, an immediate viral sensation. It enters Billboard’s chart next week at No. 74.

Isn't that just precious? Since Jay-Z sampled Blue Ivy, is he gonna pay her royalties, or will he do what he and every rapper does? I can't believe the morons at Billboard are gonna give a days-old baby credit for being in a song when they don't do that for everyone who ever had their voices or music "sampled" (i.e. stolen). I feel embarrassed for whoever made the decision to let that happen. Newsflash Billboard execs: you don't have to kiss Jay-Z's or Beyonce's asses -- they will kiss yours. Embarrassing, I feel like I need a shower now.

*15 Jay-Z and Beyonce pictures total in the gallery: