Andy Dick is doing great

I'm shocked Andy Dick is even still alive considering every story that comes out about him seems to be along the lines of this one from the New York Post:
Tuesday night, the troubled former “Celebrity Rehab” star was spotted leaving the Sunset Strip’s Rainbow Bar & Grill after getting into an argument with another bar patron. The funnyman then headed across the street to Rock & Reilly’s, where tourists bought him rounds of shots at the bar.

But a spy tells us, “After some liquid courage, Andy made his way over to a female bar patron, but you could notice his mood suddenly change after an exchange, and soon he was seen sobbing into her arms.”

Dick managed to pull himself together and carried on the night, closing down the bar, and was spotted later hitchhiking by himself on Sunset Boulevard.
I think I have the solution for the Andy Dick dilemma: a severe ass-whipping. I don't mean broken bones or any permanent damage, just a beating stiff enough to cause a mild concussion. What else is left? His act is beyond tired, and at some point you get better or have a conclusion to the endless horseshit. Can we all agree that Andy's been on a death spiral for the last 10 years, but he forgot the "death" part? I can tell you that a 5-minute beat-down is worth 20 years of therapy. Any friend of his needs to get in there and put boots to ass. Don't just do it for Andy, do it for the millions of people who just don't give a shit.

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[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

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