Alessandra Ambrosio was pregnant at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in November

Alessandra Ambrosio revealed last month that she was pregnant with her second bastard child. I know, gross. What’s even grosser is that she was actually two months pregnant at the time (November 9) of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. She told Us Weekly:

“When I first found out I was pregnant I thought, ‘Oh my gosh I don’t think I’m going to be able to walk on the show,’ and I didn’t tell anybody so no one knew at the show that I was pregnant. A week before, I told my booker I don’t think I’m going to be able to fit into the clothes because I gained a few pounds already, but we were just quiet. I cut all the sugars and sweets 10 days before and I got my trainer — the one I usually get — and we were doing lots of glutes and arms and back exercises.”

In all my years of practicing medicine, this is unheard of. It’s a proven fact that once the goo hits its mark, women instantly become unbangable. Think about it: when you animals masturbated to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, you were actually diddling yourselves to preggo porn. Once again, Alessandra Ambrosio shows you ladies that she’s just a little better than you.


January 5, 2012 - 10:30 am