Alessandra Ambrosio at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in November

Alessandra Ambrosio revealed last month that she was pregnant with her second bastard child. I know, gross. What's even grosser is that she was actually two months pregnant at the time (November 9) of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. She told Us Weekly:

"When I first found out I was pregnant I thought, 'Oh my gosh I don't think I'm going to be able to walk on the show,' and I didn't tell anybody so no one knew at the show that I was pregnant. A week before, I told my booker I don't think I'm going to be able to fit into the clothes because I gained a few pounds already, but we were just quiet. I cut all the sugars and sweets 10 days before and I got my trainer -- the one I usually get -- and we were doing lots of glutes and arms and back exercises."

In all my years of practicing medicine, this is unheard of. It's a proven fact that once the goo hits its mark, women instantly become unbangable. Think about it: when you animals masturbated to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, you were actually diddling yourselves to preggo porn. Once again, Alessandra Ambrosio shows you ladies that she's just a little better than you.

*34 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

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