Here's a roundup of all the ugliest pictures of the year. I just finished loading this soul-crushing gallery a few minutes ago and I gotta admit, a small part of me died about halfway through. I'm gonna have to watch a lot of lesbian porn to shake this feeling. A lot. *sigh*

*117 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Suzanne Somers
  • January\: Jessica Simpson
  • January\: Joan Rivers
  • January\: Cameron Diaz
  • January\: Robin Wright Penn
  • January\: Mickey Rourke
  • January\: Joan Rivers 2
  • January\: Pam Anderson
  • January\: Katie Holmes
  • February\: Janice Dickinson
  • February\: Diana Ross
  • February\: Suzanne Somers
  • February\: Carrot Top
  • February\: Katherine Heigl
  • February\: Iggy Pop
  • February\: Tori Spelling
  • February\: Kathy Griffin
  • February\: Denise Richards
  • February\: Janice Dickinson 2
  • March\: Kirstie Alley
  • March\: Kendra Wilkinson
  • March\: Kirstie Alley 2
  • March\: Snooki
  • March\: Demi Lovato
  • March\: Debra Messing
  • March\: Carrot Top
  • March\: Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kirstie Alley
  • March\: Pam Anderson
  • April\: Pam Anderson
  • April\: Kirstie Alley
  • April\: Teri Hatcher
  • April\: Wendy Williams
  • April\: Jocelyn Wildenstein
  • April\: Tori Spelling
  • April\: Janice Dickinson
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