Sofia Vergara leaving the set of Modern Family in L.A. (12/14)
OK that's just not fair. I'm already bummed out that I don't get to have sex with Sofia Vergara on a nightly basis (shoot!), but does she really have to fuck with me by wearing stuff like this? Mix in a pantsuit or two, just for my sanity. Bitch.
In Afghanistan, it's actually legal to rape a chick that dresses like that. Probably.
*10 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
[Pacific Coast News]
OK that's just not fair. I'm already bummed out that I don't get to have sex with Sofia Vergara on a nightly basis (shoot!), but does she really have to fuck with me by wearing stuff like this? Mix in a pantsuit or two, just for my sanity. Bitch.
In Afghanistan, it's actually legal to rape a chick that dresses like that. Probably.
*10 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
[Pacific Coast News]














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