Snooki leaving Eleven nightclub in West Hollywood (9/21)

I didn't even think this was possible, but Snooki from Jersey Shore somehow just got less desirable. Honestly, I would rather fuck some maniac from the Taliban than her. From In Touch Weekly:
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi confesses that she scrubs her face with kitty litter. But she's not using excrement as an exfoliant: "Clean cat litter," insists the Jersey Shore star. "I don't like to spend money on spa treatments, because I'm a cheapo." (Print Edition - 12/12)
What a coincidence. Snooki rubs cat shit on her face to save money, and I rub bleach in my eyes when I look at Snooki. Meanwhile, MTV laughs at all of us for watching this shit. Kill yourselves.

*10 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

  • Snooki Cat Litter 1
  • Snooki Cat Litter 2
  • Snooki Cat Litter 3
  • Snooki Cat Litter 4
  • Snooki Cat Litter 5
  • Snooki Cat Litter 6
  • Snooki Cat Litter 7
  • Snooki Cat Litter 8
  • Snooki Cat Litter 9
  • Snooki Cat Litter 10

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