Sarah Jessica Parker at the 2011 UNICEF Snowflake Ball at Cipriani in New York (11/29)

Sarah Jessica Parker -- who, mind you, is married -- just bought her own stable apartment in New York. When asked if he was happy about the purchase, Sarah's husband Matthew Broderick replied, "Neigh." [INSERT ADDITIONAL HORSE PUN HERE] From In Touch Weekly:
Sarah Jessica Parker has officially pulled a Carrie Bradshaw: The superstar actress, 46, just got her own apartment in New York City, blocks away from the townhouse she shares with hubby Matthew Broderick and their kids James, 9, and twins Tabitha and Marion, 2.

"Sarah got herself an apartment that's just for her," says an insider to In Touch. "She met with the co-op board and said she needed a place to work in peace." The insider adds Sarah Jessica likes to write, and it's impossible with toddlers. "She can afford the luxury of more than one home."
Kind of a non-story, don't you think? Of course Carrie moved out Ferris Bueller and those offspring. Nannies be damned, it's pretty common knowledge that all women abandon their families to work on their writing, and rumor has it that SJP is famous for her writing sessions. She's written about anything you can think of, all night long and all the live-long day. She's written about men and women -- White, African-American, Islanders, you name it. Sarah's written about animals, too; everything from dogs to electric eels; her specialty being horses, of course. So before we judge Carrie, lets see you get some writing done with your husband and children in the other room, crying from humiliation. Oh, I just want to make sure we're on the same page here. You do know that I'm saying "writing," when I actually mean "fucking," right?

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